Mom? What's with the storage tanks?

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Submitted by Rob on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 10:23pm. ::

PETA is demanding that famed purveyor of yummy dairy products Ben & Jerry's replace cow's milk with human breast milk in their ice creams. In the event this slightly barfy suggestion should take hold, Chaos Digest offers this selection of new flavors. Bon appe-tit!

  1. Tutti Fruitti Tube-Top
  2. Funbag Fudge Swirl
  3. Chuggy Juggy
  4. Pistachio Polo Puffs
  5. Bodacious Cherry Chesticle
  6. Ice Rack
  7. Coconut Banana Bikini
  8. Dolce De Leche League
  9. Peanut Butter D-Cup
  10. Maternity Munch
  11. Strawberry Cheesecakes
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What? No Nipple-politan?
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Submitted by Todds Spleen on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 10:39pm.

What? No Nipple-politan?


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Summer Melon Blast Pumpkin's
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Submitted by Ruth on Wed, 09/24/2008 - 11:49pm.

Summer Melon Blast
Pumpkin's Pies
Buxom Butterscotch


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Low fat
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Submitted by Reggie on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 10:23am.

Chunky Melamine delight?

Too soon?

Cinnamon was funny, albeit a tad off message. Damn visual stuck in my head now. Just before lunch time too.


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Dirty Sanchez Cinnamon
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Submitted by Haydesigner in ... on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 12:00am.

Dirty Sanchez Cinnamon Swirl?


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um...
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Submitted by dcb on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:17am.

EW!


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